Comic #3917: divine-intervention

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "Now, I will prove to you that I am the son of God."
• Character 2: "Behold this rock! Note that it is increasing in temperature despite being hotter than the surrounding air!"

Panel 2:

• Character 3: "A complete violation of thermodynamics!"
• Character 4: "Nah, that's not a miracle. I’m pretty sure sometimes rocks just get hot."
• Character 5: "Yeah, my uncle has one of those."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "But… that means energy… brand new energy, is being made right here in my hand! Like… where does it come from?"
• Character 6: "From the rock."
• Character 7: "No they don't!"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "I am violating the fundamental nature of reality! If this sort of thing happened normally, the entire fabric of the cosmos would unravel!"
• Character 8: "This guy sucks. Let’s get out of here."
• Character 1: "Wait! Wait… Uh, I can, uh… okay, watch this!"

Panel 5:

• Caption: "LATER…"
• Character 1: "And then he made extra wine!"
• Character 9: "Hallowed be his name."