Comic #2196: 2011-05-19
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Title: Pillow Talk: A Worldview Based Guide
| ABSOLUTIST | RELATIVIST | |
|---|---|---|
| MORAL | THAT WAS A WICKED THING WE DID! I’LL BE READY TO DO IT AGAIN IN FIVE MINUTES. | WHY SHOULD I FEEL BAD? “BROTHER’S WIFE” IS JUST A MEANINGLESS SOCIAL CONSTRUCT. |
| EMPIRICAL | MMM… THAT SEX WAS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BELL CURVE. | HOW CAN WE BE SURE OF ANYTHING? “DID THE CONDOM BREAK?” “WHAT’S MY NAME?” CAN WE EVER KNOW? |
| AESTHETIC | THAT SEX WAS GOOD BECAUSE YOUR ASS IS LARGE, BRIGHTLY-COLORED, AND SYMMETRICAL. | OH YES. OH GOD YOU’RE SO VERY BEAUTIFUL. BUT THEN, SO IS THIS HANGNAIL, IN ITS MYSTERIOUS WAY… |