Comic #3968: time-traveling-punishment
Description
Here’s a detailed, accurate transcription of the comic's text:
Panel 1:
- Character 1 (Sally): "SALLY, YOUR RECENT BEHAVIOR HAS BEEN ATROCIOUS. I AM IMPLEMENTING A NEW PUNISHMENT I CALL… THE TIME TRAVEL METHOD."
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "EVERY TIME YOU MISBEHAVE, I’M SETTING YOUR TECHNOLOGY BACK ONE YEAR."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "IF YOU MISBEHAVE TWICE IN ONE DAY, IT GOES BACK 10 YEARS. THRICE, IT GOES BACK 100 YEARS."
- Character 2 (Sally): "CONVERSELY, IF YOU BEHAVE WELL—"
Panel 4:
- Character 1: "YOUR PLAN IS STUPID AND YOU’RE STUPID!"
Panel 5:
- Character 1: "THAT’S ONE YEAR."
- Character 2 (Sally): "STUPID."
- Character 1: "TEN."
Panel 6:
- Character 1: "STUPID! A HUNDRED."
- Character 2 (Sally): "STUPID! A THOUSAND."
Panel 7:
- Character 1: "STUUUUUPID! TEN THOUSAND!"
- Character 2 (Sally): "STUPID!"
Panel 8:
- Text at the top: "TWO WEEKS LATER…"
- Character 3: "YOUR TEACHER SAYS YOU’VE STOPPED DOING YOUR HOMEWORK?"
- Character 2 (Sally): "THE ALPHABET HASN’T BEEN INVENTED YET."
This transcription captures the dialogue and context from the comic accurately.