Comic #630: 2006-12-14

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Text 1: “It’s a bit unorthodox, but it’s the only 100% certain method to keep your children from teenage pregnancy.”
• Text 2: “Oh God.”

Panel 2:

• Text 1: “Hey son… I… I have something for you.”

Panel 3:

• Text 1: “Prom night…”
• Text 2: “Wanna have sex?”

Panel 4:

• Text 1: “No thanks. My dad crushed my genitals in a Dungeons and Dragons manual.”

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