Comic #2410: 2011-12-19

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "OH. MY. GOD."
• Person 2: "LOOK AT HER ASS."

Panel 2:

• Person 2 continues: "IF WE ASSUME IT’S SHAPED LIKE AN ELLIPSE AND THE MIDDLE SEAM REPRESENTS THE ANTIPODAL POINT OF THE SEMIMINOR AXIS, I CAN ESTIMATE THE ASS CIRCUMFERENCE BY DETERMINING WHAT ARC LENGTH IS SWEPT OUT BY THE SEAM DURING ONE CYCLE AND TAKING THE ELLIPTIC INTEGRAL."

Equation:

• ( f(x) = \int_{c}^{x} R(t, \sqrt{P(t)}) dt )

Panel 3:

• Person 3: "I GIVE IT AN 8."
• Person 4: "8.6. WHY ARE WE USING DECIMETERS?"