Comic #6878: loosen

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Panel 1: Person 1: "God, how can a single particle interfere with itself and create an interference pattern? Why make the universe so weird and confusing?"

Panel 2: God: "What? What are you talking about?"

Panel 3: Person 1: "Shoot photons at a double slit and you get a wave-like array of dots on a screen."

Panel 4: God: "What the—Oh jeez. Sorry, this universe isn’t tightened. One sec."

Panel 5: Sound effects: "EERNK! EEEEERNK! EEEEERRNK! EERNK-EERNK-EERNK!"

Panel 6: Person 1: "Okay, reality should be classical again."

Panel 7: Person 1: "Uh oh, the sun is collapsing because quantum tunneling doesn’t work. Oh well, glad the universe makes more sense to humans."

Panel 8: Sound effect: "IIIIIIIIEEEEEE EERNK."

Panel 9: Person 1: "Loosen it up! Loosen up!"

Panel 10: Person 1: "Okay, okay! The universe is beautiful and fine-tuned thank you for permitting me a brief bewildered existence!"

Panel 11: God: "Amen."

This transcription preserves the dialogue and sound effects as they appear in the comic.