Comic #3642: being-a-dad

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Here is a transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:
"WHOA. LOOK AT HIS NEARLY-SYMMETRICAL BODY! FINE MOTOR-CONTROL, AND BLEMISH-FREE FACE!"

Panel 2:
"DAD, STOP."
"HIS SPERM QUALITY MUST BE OFF THE CHARTS!"

Panel 3:
"DAD!"

Bottom text:
"I can’t wait until my daughter is into boy bands."