Comic #3643: the-past

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Panel 1: Speaker 1: "THINGS WERE BETTER BACK WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND WOMEN WERE WOMEN! NOW YOU GOT MEN MARRYING MEN AND WOMEN MARRYING WOMEN AND MEN WHO ARE LADIES AND LADIES WHO ARE MEN."

Panel 2: Speaker 2: "FACT: THE FERTILITY RATE INCREASES AS WE GO BACK THROUGH HISTORY." Speaker 3: "BECAUSE WOMEN WERE WOMEN."

Panel 3: Speaker 2: "FACT: HOMOSEXUALITY IN MALES IS HIGHLY CORRELATED WITH THE NUMBER OF OLDER BROTHERS FROM THE SAME WOMB." Speaker 3: "OKAY…"

Panel 4: Speaker 2: "THUS, THE FURTHER BACK IN TIME WE GO, THE GAYER IT GETS."

Panel 5: Speaker 3: "MY GOD." Speaker 2: "THE PAST IS A FOREIGN, AND SLIGHTLY GAYER COUNTRY."

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