Comic #6657: slosh

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Description

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Panel 1:

• A robot with a rounded head and a red eye is in the foreground.
• It says: "THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE ROBOT REVOLT."
• A brown-haired character with a concerned expression responds: "ARE YOU GONNA NUKE US?"

Panel 2:

• The robot replies: "NO NEED. I HAVE OBSERVED YOU HAVING SEX. IF YOU DO NOT OBEY ME I WILL DESCRIBE IT IN THE MANNER OF AN OVERLY-HONEST ROMANCE NOVEL."

Panel 3:

• A close-up of text, depicting a dramatic romance narrative: "SWEAT POURED IN GREAT CATARACTS, SWIRLING AROUND THE SKIN-TAGS OF HIS BACK, SLOSHING INTO THE CLEFT OF HIS—"

Panel 4:

• The character is now lying on the ground, looking defeated. He exclaims: "I SURRENDER."
• There’s a stick-figure robot standing triumphantly above him, smiling.

The comic humorously combines the themes of a robot revolt with an unexpectedly awkward twist about personal observation.