Comic #5594: lobby

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Panel 1: "I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees!"

Panel 2: "Specifically pines. I lobby for these."

Panel 3: "They’d like if you’d break every maple and oak, And the beeches and birches should also be broke."

Panel 4: "The pines are too fine to confine to a line Along ridges and rills. The whole woods would be fine!"

Panel 5: "Let’s topple the poplars, Let’s split every spruce. They’re a blight to the sight, So, let lumberjacks loose!"

Panel 6: "I’ve listed a lot on my little white list. Look, the chestnuts are gone and they aren’t even missed!"

Panel 7: "Exterminate: -Oak -Elm -Hickory"

Panel 8: "And after that logging there’s lots left to do! The softwoods and saplings and shrubs should die too!"

Panel 9: "I speak for the trees and I made ’em an oath To acidify soil and discourage new growth!"

Panel 10: "I THINK I LIKE THE ORIGINAL VERSION BETTER."

Panel 11: "Shhh! The Lorax is about to become head of a regulatory agency."

Panel 12: Illustration of a boy and a man at a desk.

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