Comic #6397: dead-2

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Panel 1: Character 1: "Death?! Is that you?"

Panel 2: Character 2: "Ha, no! Common mistake. I'm the dead hand of the past." Character 2: "I don't kill. I just cause profound changes to your life that you don't perceive."

Panel 3: Character 2: "Did you know you'd be in a higher income quintile if you had Norman ancestors rather than Anglo ancestors?"

Panel 4: Character 2: "Isn't that amazing? Some Frenchmen show up on the beach a thousand years ago. King gets an arrow to the eye. Now you can’t afford an apartment near work."

Panel 5: Character 1: "I hate you, dead hand of the past."

Panel 6: Character 2: "Hey, you should see how women feel about me."