Comic #4564: hey-there

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Panel 1: A man with short brown hair, wearing a suit, looks at a woman with curly hair and a pink blouse. The man says, "Hey there, sexy. Lookin' for a self-respectin' time?" The woman responds with a simple, "Hm?"

Panel 2: The man continues, "I'm a reverse prostitute. My default behavior is to attempt to have sex with you. You pay for the opportunity to turn me down." The woman looks unimpressed.

Panel 3: The woman responds, "Wow. You are being incredibly presumptuous about my interests and psychology." She has a bored expression.

Panel 4: The man looks taken aback, and the woman exclaims, "Hey! That feeling of righteous outrage ain't free." The man looks confused as she asks, "Do you take credit card?"