Comic #7015: immortal-2

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Person 1: "DO YOU THINK HUMANS WILL ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY ONE DAY?"
• Person 2: "YEAH, BUT JUST FOR ONE SECOND."

Panel 2:

• Person 2: "LOOK, IS IT OKAY TO KILL A FUTURE HITLER?"
• Person 1: "SURE. YEAH?"

Panel 3:

• Person 1: "WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF YOU BECOMING A FUTURE HITLER?"
• Person 2: "PRETTY LOW."
• Person 2: "BUT NOT ZERO."

Panel 4:

• Person 2: "IF WE ALL HAVE INFINITE LIFESPANS AND FINITE HITLER-POTENTIAL, IT IS ALWAYS ETHICAL TO KILL ANYBODY! THE MOMENT IMMORTALITY IS ACHIEVED, ETHICALLY SPEAKING, EVERYONE MUST DIE."

Panel 5:

• Person 2: "MY GOD. OUR GREATEST DREAM IS OUR GREATEST NIGHTMARE."
• Person 2: "ON THE PLUS SIDE, TROLLEY PROBLEMS WILL BE WAY EASIER."

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