Comic #2101: 2011-02-13

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "WHAT'S THE MATTER?"
• Character 2: "YOU THINK I'M UGLY."
• Character 1: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "WE ONLY HAVE SEX WITH THE LIGHTS OFF."
• Character 1: "THAT'S HARDLY CONCLUSIVE."

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "AT NIGHT."
• Character 1: "WHICH IS THE SEXIEST TIME OF THE DAY!"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "AND, ACCORDING TO THIS SCATTERPLOT, OUR SEX TENDS TO COINCIDE WITH POWER OUTAGES, LUNAR ECLIPSES, AND DAYS WHEN YOU GET YOUR EYES DILATED."

Panel 5:

• Character 2: "OKAY, FINE! YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP."
• Character 1: "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE STATISTICAL ANALYSIS ON OUR RELATIONSHIP?"

Panel 6:

• Character 2: "496."