Comic #3009: 2013-08-13

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Panel 1: The mean date-free path is given by the inhabited volume of Earth, divided by cross-sectional area multiplied by √2 times the number of potential mates.

Panel 2: This explanation for your lack of dates only works if we assume you’re an ideal gas molecule.

Panel 3: I’m small and nobody’s attracted to me.

Panel 4: Carry on, then.

Panel 5: Thank you.