Comic #3010: 2013-08-14

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Panel 1: "…which ended in tragedy."

Panel 2: "Fortunately, this one violent incident bears no statistical relation to your average safety level, and in fact the level of violence in your country has been trending down for decades."

Panel 3: "We are merely reporting this because we believe you're too dumb to appreciate things that actually affect your lives, and you've done nothing to convince us otherwise."

Panel 4: "Very funny, Tom. Now, we're on again in three… two…"

Panel 5: "Nipples. Their perverting influence is well known. But could even small babies be in danger?"

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