Comic #3197: 2014-02-17

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Panel 1: Person 1: "I'VE DONE TERRIBLE THINGS." Person 2: "THINGS I WISH I COULD UNDO."

Panel 2: Person 1: "BUT THE SHAME… THE SHAME IS SO BINDING… IT FEELS LIKE IT HAS VESTED ITSELF IN EVERY MOLECULE OF MY BODY."

Panel 3: Person 2: "BUT, THE MOLECULES IN MY BODY CHANGE OUT ALMOST COMPLETELY EVERY YEAR! SO, THE SHAME MOLECULES ARE NOW FANNING OUT ACROSS THE GLOBE, GOING INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S BODIES!"

Panel 4: Person 2: "WHY, YOU PROBABLY HAVE THREE MOLECULES OF WATER THAT WERE IN MY BODY THE TIME I BEGGED MY EX-WIFE FOR SEX ON CHRISTMAS EVE."

Panel 5: Person 1: "SO, FROM A CHEMICAL PERSPECTIVE, YOU TOO SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!"

Panel 6: Person 2: "THIS IS THE WORST FIRST DATE CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HEARD."

Panel 7: Person 1: "REALLY? WELL, YOU'LL BE PARTLY AT FAULT FOR IT SOON."