Comic #3696: dark-matter

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Panel 1: Character A: "Wait, hold on. I’m made of the stuff that 95% of the universe is made of, and you call me 'dark matter' and 'dark energy'?" Character B: "Well, I mean—"

Panel 2: Character A: "You’re the ones who should have a separate identifier. You’re the ones made of that weird matter that sticks to itself and forms globby chunks." Character B: "In fairness—"

Panel 3: Character B: "From now on, 'dark matter' is just 'matter,' and you are made of 'clingy matter.'"

Panel 4: Character A: "Can we talk about this?" Character B: "Whoa! Gimme some space!"

[Comic Credit: smbc-comics.com]