Comic #6160: prince-problems

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Top Panel: M'Lord! …Why do you wear a mask?
Look, I'm a prince, okay? You never know what's cursed to await a prince's kiss.

Second Panel: Suppose I accidentally touch lips with a bird that is actually a transmogrified princess. Bam. Now I gotta marry a princess who spent who knows how long shitting in the woods and doinking canaries.

Third Panel: Suppose I trip and fall at a funeral, accidentally kiss the corpse. Now it's alive again and I gotta explain the whole thing was an accident and please, madame, would you go back to being dead!?

Fourth Panel: Not for me, man! This prince ain't marryin' no bird-lady or no corpse!

Fifth Panel: Guess this'd be a bad time to bring up my toad-sister.
Lower-class AND amphibian!?

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