Comic #506: 2006-07-27

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Description

The comic features the title "SMBC PRESENTS 'WHY SHE WON'T DATE YOU' (ANSWER ON BOTTOM)" at the top.

Below that, it has a section labeled "POSSIBILITIES:" with three options listed:

A. TIN FOIL HAT. Illustrated as a person wearing a wrinkled, pointed tin foil hat.

B. TIN FOIL CAPE. Depicted as a person wearing a flat tin foil cape, with text that reads, "STAY OUT OF MY SPINE!"

C. CRUSHING FEAR OF MARTIAN INVASION. Illustrated with a green alien character, and it has a thought bubble that shows the alien saying, "BLEGH!"

At the very bottom, there is a note stating, "ANSWER: SHE'S A CORPSE IN BASEMENT."