Comic #5963: universal

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Panel 1: Character 1: "Zorgag, are there any human universals? Any behaviors we all engage in?"
Character 2: "Only one."

Panel 2: Character 1: "Community?"
Character 2: "Common, with exceptions."
Character 1: "Revulsion for feces?"
Character 2: "Very popular but with deviation."

Panel 3: Character 1: "Religion?"
Character 2: "80% tops."
Character 1: "War?"
Character 2: "Switzerland."

Panel 4: Character 1: "So…"
Character 2: "That thing where you pretend your belly button is a mouth and the nipples are eyeballs."

Panel 5: Character 2: "Woman, man, child, old, young, all races, all religions. Murderers do it. The Pope does it."

Panel 6: Character 2: "Nipple-faces, and nothing else, binds you."
Character 1: "I see you are shocked."

Panel 7: (An image of a bare torso is shown, focusing on the belly button and chest.)

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