Comic #6737: prayer-4

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Panel 1:
Character with red hair and a casual expression.
"DEAR GOD, GRANT ME A LIFE OF INDULGENCE AND GRATIFICATION. GIVE ME RIGHTS WITHOUT DUTIES, RELATIONSHIPS WITHOUT OBLIGATIONS, POWER WITHOUT RESPONSIBILITY. GIMME ALL OF THAT IMMEDIATELY AND WITHOUT EFFORT. AMEN."

Panel 2:
Another character with a thoughtful expression.
"WHAT ABOUT THE SENSE OF WORTH BORN OF STRIVING AGAINST THE IMPOSSIBLE?"
"Hmm?"

Panel 3:
First character looking frustrated.
"WHY ARE YOU STARTING IN WITH THIS STRIVING BULLSHIT WHEN IT'S JUST YOU AND ME? I'M NOT TRYING TO IMPRESS ANYONE."

Panel 4:
Second character looking contemplative.
"DON'T YOU DERIVE SOME MEANING FROM—"
"Is the room bugged? I’m pretty sure I’m alone."

Panel 5:
First character pointing out.
"I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PERSONAL ESTEEM—"
"IF ANYONE IS LISTENING I AM IN FAVOR OF PERSONAL STRUGGLE AND SO FORTH!"

Panel 6:
First character with an earnest expression.
"OKAY, I WANT PEOPLE TO LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM WHILE I LOVE THEM FOR WHAT THEY DO FOR ME."

Panel 7:
Close-up of a devilish character with a grin.
"I CANNOT WAIT TO GIVE YOU TO SATAN."

This transcription captures the dialogue and layout of the comic accurately.