Comic #3528: 2015-01-13

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Panel 1:
Bob: "BOB! I’M YOU FROM THE FUTURE! IN TEN YEARS YOU INVENT A TIME MACHINE!"

Panel 2:
Other Bob: "YOU USE IT TO GO BACK TO WHEN YOU WERE SIXTEEN AND YOU JOKINGLY BROUGHT A BLOWUP DOLL TO PROM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T HAVE A DATE, BUT THEN YOUR MOM WAS THERE, AND SHE ASKED WHY YOU WEREN’T DANCING WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND CHELSEA AND CHELSEA WAS RIGHT THERE AND SHE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU WERE."

Panel 3:
Future Bob: "I'M HERE TO WARN YOU: YOUR CHANGING OF THAT TIMELINE RESULTS IN A CATASTROPHIC NUCLEAR WAR 30 YEARS LATER."

Other Bob: "SO YOU'RE HERE TO STOP ME FROM MAKING THE TIME MACHINE."

Panel 4:
Future Bob: "NO, NO WAY. NO. IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT. REMEMBER HOW YOU PUKE RIGHT THERE ON THE DANCE FLOOR."

Other Bob: "OH GOD."
Future Bob: "YEAH."

Panel 5:
Future Bob: "NO, I’M HERE TO FIGHT OFF ALL THE TIME TRAVELERS COMING TO KILL YOU."

Panel 6:
Other Bob: "AAAAH!"

Panel 7:
Future Bob: "WE'LL BE DOING THIS FOR THE NEXT 25 YEARS. ARE YOU PREPARED?"

Other Bob: "I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!"

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