Comic #3743: the-league-of-curmudgeons

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Panel 1: "I CALL THIS MEETING OF THE LEAGUE OF CURMUDGEONS TO ORDER."

Panel 2: "FOR YEARS, WE HAVE KNOWN OF EACH OTHER, BUT ONLY RARELY CROSSED PATHS."

Panel 3: "I, A PALEONTOLOGIST, CAN ONLY IDENTIFY FLAWS IN DINOSAUR MOVIES. BUT, WHAT OF HISTORICAL AND LITERARY FLAWS?…"

Panel 4: "YOU, THE PHYSICIST, WOULD KNOW A SATELLITE'S MOTION IS INACCURATE, BUT NOT KNOW THE ASTROPHYSICIST'S LAMENT THAT THE STARS BEHIND IT ARE INACCURATE!"

Panel 5: "THE TIME HAS COME TO POOL OUR RESOURCES."

Panel 6: "WITH OUR COMBINED FOCUS ON IRRELEVANT DETAIL, TOGETHER WE CAN HATE EVERY MOVIE EVER."

Panel 7: "WHAT ABOUT GOOD FILMS?"

Panel 8: "MOTION TO BANISH THE FILM SNOB FROM THE LEAGUE OF CURMUDGEONS."

Panel 9: "AYE!"

(End of Comic)