Comic #5929: accident
Description
Here’s the transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "Mom, was I an accident?"
- Character 2: "No, sweetie."
Panel 2:
- Character 2: "I mean, look if you're not on birth control and you live with a man and one night you swallow a bottle of whiskey like a whale swimming through krill, you can't really call the outcome an 'accident.'"
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "So I was on purpose?"
- Character 2: "Sweet Jesus, no."