Comic #2843: 2013-02-28

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "I DON'T GET IT. WHY ARE YOU CENTRIFUGING KOALAS AND DOLPHINS UNTIL THE ALUMINUM COMES OUT? IT'S THE LEAST EFFICIENT WAY TO GET IT."

Panel 2:

• Person 2: "WHEN I WAS A GIRL, CONSERVATIONISTS KILLED MY FAMILY. NOW I'M GETTING MY REVENGE. AND, TECHNICALLY I'M DOING NOTHING ILLEGAL."

Panel 3:

• Header: "ELSEWHERE"
• Person 3: "FEELS GOOD TO BE A PART OF THE SOLUTION."

Panel 4:

• Label: "VEGAN"
• Person 3 (thinking): holding a can.

Panel 5:

• The can reads: "LENTIL SOUP"
• Label on the can: "NO ANIMALS HARMED IN MAKING THE FOOD IN THIS CAN."