Comic #2375: 2011-11-14

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Here’s a detailed transcription of the comic:

Panel 1: Character (a bald man): "Ahh… it's a shame life only lasts nine months. My end draws closer every second. It's been a life well-lived, and I…"

Panel 2: Character (bald man): "GASP! A LIGHT! Ahh, the embrace of the afterlife. I can only imagine what sublime beauty waits beyond the pale of eternity."

Panel 3: Character (doctor, wearing a mask and scrubs): "What the- where are the golden gates?!"

Panel 4: Character (bald man): "Where are the ageless angels?!"

Panel 5: Character (group of people including a man and a woman): "What’s wrong with him?"

Panel 6: Close-up of the bald man's shocked face, wide-eyed.

Panel 7: Bald man screaming: "WAAAAAAAAAH!"

This transcription captures all the spoken text from the comic panels.