Comic #4580: the-psychology-of-heaven

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "Wait, is there fire down in purgatory?"
• Character 2: "Canonically, yes. The flames intensify your longing for the presence of the Lord, thus purging you of imperfection."
• Character 3: "And most people go to purgatory before heaven?"
• Character 2: "Most of us are imperfect, yes."

Panel 2:

• Character 3: "So… heaven is overwhelmingly populated by people who spent millennia being tortured by fire because they didn't follow the rules down here?"
• Character 2: "I… huh."

Panel 3:

• Text: "ELSEWHERE…"
• Character 4: "How's your day going, Steve?"
• Character 5: "It's great and everything is great and I love everything about everyone here thanks for asking."

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