Comic #5915: time-stop

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Panel 1: Character 1: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU COULD STOP TIME?
Character 2: TIME-STOPPING DOESN’T MAKE SENSE.

Panel 2: Character 1: YOU STOP TIME, THEN TRY TO WALK FORWARD. AIR MOLECULES, HELD IN PLACE BY THE MAGICAL TIME-STOPPING EFFECT, RIP THROUGH YOUR BODY LIKE TRILLIONS OF TRILLIONS OF TINY NEEDLES.

Panel 3: Character 2: I MEAN LIKE, EVERYONE ELSE IS FROZEN AND YOU CAN STILL WALK AROUND.
Character 1: THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY FREEZING TIME, THAT’S FREEZING OTHER PEOPLE.

Panel 4: Character 2: YOU’RE CONFLATING HUMANITY’S MENTAL EXPERIENCE OF TIME WITH THE PHYSICAL QUANTITY OF—
Character 1: WHAT I WOULD DO IS I’D CHECK OUT PEOPLE’S BUTTS AND ALSO STEAL STUFF.

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