Comic #5092: psyops

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Alien: "HA! YOUR ALIEN WEAPONS ARE NO MATCH FOR HUMAN INGENUITY, GORBLAX!"
• Human: "VERY WELL. I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS, BUT I'LL HAVE TO DECLARE THE ONE FACT THAT WILL PSYCHOLOGICALLY DEVASTATE HUMANITY FOREVER."

Panel 2:

• Alien: "IMPOSSIBLE! YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND OUR PSYCHES WELL ENOUGH TO DO THAT!"

Panel 3:

• Alien: "ALL AFFECTION FROM DOGS IS ACTUALLY SARCASM."

Panel 4:

• Human: (Crying)

The comic’s source is indicated at the bottom: "smbc-comics.com."