Comic #3244: 2014-04-05

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Panel 1: “I HAVE RETURNED TO BRING HEAVEN! YOU HAVE SUFFERED LONG, BUT NOW I TAKE YOU TO A BETTER PLACE: A PLANET OVERPOPULATED BY A RACE OF SLIGHTLY EVOLVED MONKEYS WITH NO NATURAL DEFENSES. I’VE BEEN FATTENING THEM UP FOR DECADES JUST FOR YOU TO—”

Panel 2: “UH, DID YOU COME TO THE WRONG PLANET?”

Panel 3: “OH, WOW. HEY JEEZ. WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD. I’LL JUST BE GOING THEN. IF YOU COULD PLEASE PART THE CROWD SO THAT—”

Panel 4: “EVERY FUCKING TIME.”

In the images, there are characters depicted, including a figure resembling Jesus and a crowd of diverse individuals reacting to the conversation.