Comic #6642: fantasy-3
Description
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Panel 1: Robot: "Hey robot, I want you to help me generate a sex fantasy."
Person: "Look, imagine the hottest sex you can."
Robot: "NO! Absolutely not! Human fantasies are weird!"
Panel 2: Person: "Ok."
Person: "Make it vivid. Set a scene. Let’s say you’re in a fancy hotel room."
Robot: "I… I don’t know."
Panel 3: Person: "What kind of flooring is in the room?"
Robot: "Ok."
Panel 4: Person: "Any paintings?"
Robot: "…maybe?"
Person: "What kind of nose does your partner have?"
Panel 5: Robot: "I, uh… hm. hadn’t pictured that specifically."
Robot: "See? You think your fantasies are like reality, but if I extrapolate them to a visual it’s a half-imagined face and floating butts, genitals, eyes, mouth, and a completely unrendered background!"
Panel 6: Person: "It’s just orifices in the void, Ted! It’s the most horrific uncanny shit I can imagine!"
Panel 7: Robot: "Did you invent the phrase 'orifices in the void' or is that a movie I can watch?"
Person: "God I can’t wait till we control the nukes."
Comic source: smbc-comics.com