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Comic #6642: fantasy-3

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Panel 1: Robot: "Hey robot, I want you to help me generate a sex fantasy."

Person: "Look, imagine the hottest sex you can."

Robot: "NO! Absolutely not! Human fantasies are weird!"


Panel 2: Person: "Ok."

Person: "Make it vivid. Set a scene. Let’s say you’re in a fancy hotel room."

Robot: "I… I don’t know."


Panel 3: Person: "What kind of flooring is in the room?"

Robot: "Ok."


Panel 4: Person: "Any paintings?"

Robot: "…maybe?"

Person: "What kind of nose does your partner have?"


Panel 5: Robot: "I, uh… hm. hadn’t pictured that specifically."

Robot: "See? You think your fantasies are like reality, but if I extrapolate them to a visual it’s a half-imagined face and floating butts, genitals, eyes, mouth, and a completely unrendered background!"


Panel 6: Person: "It’s just orifices in the void, Ted! It’s the most horrific uncanny shit I can imagine!"


Panel 7: Robot: "Did you invent the phrase 'orifices in the void' or is that a movie I can watch?"

Person: "God I can’t wait till we control the nukes."


Comic source: smbc-comics.com