Comic #2120: 2011-03-04

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KNOW YOUR TROLLS:

UNLAWFUL EVIL: "BLACK HAT"
HA! I SWITCHED YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICATION WITH AMPHETAMINES! HAVE FUN TODAY!

UNLAWFUL GOOD: "WHITE HAT"
I CREATED A PROGRAM THAT SIMULATES AN EMAIL SCAM. IF YOU FALL FOR IT, THE PROGRAM DRAINS YOUR ACCOUNT FOR 24 HOURS, THEN REFUNDS YOU COMPLETELY AND SENDS YOU A MESSAGE CALLING YOU A BITCH.

LAWFUL EVIL: "ASS HAT"
"SARAH, IT'S YOUR FATHER! I'M NOT DEAD, AND I LOVE YOU." Click here.
(links to picture of old man dancing naked)

LAWFUL GOOD: "DAD HAT"
RED? WHAT'S RED? THERE ARE ONLY TWO PRIMARY COLORS: BLUE AND YELLOW. WHAT ARE YOU SEEING?