Comic #2354: 2011-10-25

Description

Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1: Person 1: "Ugh. Ugh, you know, in my day, we weren't surrounded by porno like your kids watch."

Panel 2: Person 2: "When I was a young girl, in our house, you were only allowed to watch XG porno. Nothing gross… no weird camera angles… everyone behaved nicely…"

Panel 3: Person 2: "Nowadays, I hear about parents letting 13-year-olds watch XP films without any supervision at all."

Panel 4: Person 2: "I mean… what's going to happen to a generation of kids who grow up without normal, uplifting porn?"

Panel 5: Person 1: "Mom, we talk to our kids about things like reverse triple sodomy and electro-sporting."

Panel 6: Person 2: "Right. So they can save it for their wedding nights."

Panel 7: Person 1: "That's the ideal, but, if they don't, I wanna be sure they use two condoms, a certified induction coil, and a 3-inch thick layer of Styrofoam insulation."

Panel 8: Person 2: "Ugh. Well, just don't expect me to show them those sorts of videos when I babysit."

Panel 9 (Later…): Person 2: "Can we watch ASSplosions 1? No, you may watch a Disney porn."

Let me know if you need anything else!