Comic #2800: 2013-01-16

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Panel 1: Character 1: "YOU CAN'T DUMP ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I WASN'T ALWAYS THIS WAY…"

Panel 2: Character 2: "THREE YEARS AGO, UNDER A FULL MOON, I WAS BITTEN."

Panel 3: Character 1: "I WAS BITTEN BY A GUY WHO PLAYED VIDEO GAMES SIXTEEN HOURS A DAY AND HAD NO INTEREST IN EMPLOYMENT."

Panel 4: Character 1: "SLOWLY AND SURELY… I AM BECOMING HIM."

Panel 5: Character 2: "YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME! I'M POWERLESS AGAINST AN EVIL FORCE!"

Panel 6: Character 1: "I DIDN'T THINK YOUR EXCUSES COULD GET ANY DUMBER."

Panel 7: Character 2: "THE GUY WHO BIT ME ALSO NEEDED 50 BUCKS FROM YOU TO MAKE RENT THIS MONTH."