Comic #4152: trolley-problems
Description
The comic features a character with a gray beard and glasses, speaking directly to the audience. Here's the transcription of the text:
Panel Text: "If you take the trolley down one track, you kill five people. If you take it down the other track, you have to poop from your mouth and eat with your butt forever."
Bottom Caption: "Trolley problems are just 'Would You Rather' but for adults."