Comic #4641: naughty-2

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Panel 1: Child: "Daddy, how come you say Santa is real, but all the gifts are from you and mom?"

Panel 2: Dad: "Santa only gives gifts to kids who aren’t naughty. But, he has such puritanical standards that nobody makes the cut."

Panel 3: Child: "But I was good!"

Panel 4: Santa: "Did you ever touch your weiner when you peed, Johnny?"

Panel 5: Child: "But…"

Panel 6: Santa: "Unnecessary."