Comic #6062: movie

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Panel 1: Character (with a smiling expression): "God, why did you create the universe?"

Panel 2: God (with a serious expression): "Because when I was a kid there was this perfect movie called Star Wars."

Panel 3: God (continuing): "I lost it in a black hole - you know, the kind where information gets destroyed?"

Panel 4: God: "Ever since then I've been designing universes with boundary conditions that are like the universe that produced Star Wars, but I can't remember the precise variables."

Panel 5: God: "So I introduced quantum fluctuations to generate random changes around the conditions I remember, in the hope that one day I can watch that movie again."

Panel 6: Another character (looking confused): "We do have Star Wars?! This is your universe?"

Panel 7: God (looking frustrated): "What?"

Panel 8: Another character: "Like with all the hobbits on Endor? And then Spiderman saves Picard at the end with his Patronus?"

Panel 9: God (with a resigned expression): "Hoo boy."

Panel 10: God: "Honestly, give it a few years and I think we'll get there."

Panel 11: God (in a dark panel, silhouetted): "You survive for now."

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