Comic #5770: surveillance

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Panel 1: Kid: "Mom, Dad, I want to show you this surveillance video of the kitchen last night."

Panel 2: Narration: "As you can plainly see, Mom took a large bakesale cookie, intended for children, spread cream cheese over said cookie, put powdered sugar on the cream cheese, consumed the whole as if it were a liquid bolus and her neck was a vast straw, and absconded into the darkness."

Panel 3: Person 1: "That's a deepfake! Don’t believe it! Google can do anything these days!"

Panel 4: Kid: "Then explain why the cookie is gone." Person 2: "Sheep! You are sheep of the tech industry!"