Comic #6413: pipe

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Panel 1:

• Woman: “WIFE! I HAVE PURCHASED A PIPE!”
• Man: “WITH MY NEWFOUND SENSE OF MASCULINE DIGNITY I NO LONGER HAVE TO REPLY TO OTHER PEOPLE. I’LL JUST PUFF MY PIPE A FEW TIMES AND MAKE THOUGHTFUL GUTTURAL NOISES.”

Panel 2:

• Sign: “SMOKING CAUSES CANCER.”
• Woman: “HRNRRHG.”
• Man: “GHHAHRHHH.”

Panel 3:

• Woman: “EVERYTHING WE OWN WILL SMELL BAD NOW.”
• Man: (looking smug)

Panel 4:

• Woman: “IF YOU WANTED TO BE ATTRACTIVE BY DOING DUDE-STUFF YOU COULD EXPEND LITERALLY ANY AMOUNT OF EFFORT ON PROPERLY GROOMING YOUR BEARD.”
• Man: “HOW DARE YOU?”

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