Comic #6546: curious

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Panel 1: Teacher: "GOOD MORNING KIDS! I'M YOUR NEW TEACHER AND I BELIEVE ALL CHILDREN ARE NATURALLY CURIOUS!"

Panel 2: Kids (in unison): "YAYYYYYY!"

Panel 3: Teacher: "AND SINCE CURIOSITY IS NATURAL, TRYING TO TEACH IT WOULD BE AS STUPID AS TRYING TO TEACH CATS TO MEOW OR DOGS TO BARK."

Panel 4: Teacher: "THEREFORE WE'LL BE FOCUSING ON VALUABLE UNNATURAL ACTIVITIES: RESEARCH METHODS, STATISTICAL THINKING, AND DISPASSIONATELY WEIGHING TRADE-OFFS IN LIFE DECISIONS."

Panel 5: Kid: "…WHY?"
Teacher: "GUESS I NEED TO TEACH LOGIC AS WELL!"

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