Comic #6547: end-times
Description
Here’s a detailed, accurate description of the comic, including the text:
Panel 1:
- Background: A warm tone with a character speaking to a cloud that represents God.
- Character: A person with messy hair, wearing a blue shirt.
- Text: The character says, "Hey God, why no second coming?"
- Cloud (God): Has a dialogue bubble saying, "It's your fault."
Panel 2:
- Background: Same as the first panel.
- Character: The same person, looking confused.
- Text: The character responds, "I don't get it."
- Cloud (God): Displays the text "MATTHEW 25:13 … Ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of Man cometh."
Panel 3:
- Background: Consistent with previous panels.
- Character: The person with a more serious expression.
- Text: "Literally every single calendar day since Jesus was born has been singled out by someone for the apocalypse."
Panel 4:
- Background: Similar to the previous design.
- Character: The same character looks exasperated.
- Text: "I said I'd do it when nobody expects it so I literally can't do it because you freaks keep expecting it every day and every hour. Just chill out for one second down there and we can all get on with eternity!"
Panel 5:
- Background: Unchanging style, simple seating area.
- Character: The individual appears thoughtful.
- Text: "Sorry, we're a pretty pessimistic bunch."
Panel 6:
- Background: Consistent style.
- Character: The person looks frustrated.
- Text: "I don't even know if I want y’all anymore."
This comic plays with themes of expectation and impatience regarding events of religious significance, combining humor and commentary.