Comic #5799: show

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Panel 1:

• Person with hands together in prayer: "Dear God, is this the best of all possible worlds?"

Panel 2:

• Response: "Definitely. It’s great. Everyone gets a soul, gets to live forever, gets to watch 'The Earth Show.'"
• Person: "What, Earth? Hell no, Earth is shit. I mean the universe."

Panel 3:

• Person: "The what?"
• Response: "Nothing."

Panel 4:

• Person: "So do I or don’t I have a soul?"

Panel 5:

• Background laughter: "HA! HA! HA!"
• Person: "Agh! Sorry! I didn’t mean for the canned laughter to get through."

Panel 6:

• Person: "This is hell."

Panel 7:

• Response: "Sorry!"