Comic #7048: energy-2

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Panel 1: Person with brown hair and a worried expression: "WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU RUNNING TWO FEET BEHIND ME EVERY MORNING JOG?"

Panel 2: Person with curly hair and a cheerful expression: "I'M RETRIEVING YOUR WAKE ENERGY!"

Panel 3: Person with curly hair (continuing): "BY BEING THE LEAD RUNNER, YOU ADD KINETIC ENERGY TO THE AIR BEHIND YOU AS A BYPRODUCT. THAT'S WASTEFUL!"

Panel 4: Person with curly hair (continuing): "I CAN SURF ALONG THOSE VORTICES, MAKING MY JOG FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENT."

Panel 5: Person with curly hair (continuing): "WHICH WOULD LEAVE YOU MORE ENERGY…"

Panel 6: Person with brown hair: "…FOR LOVE."

Panel 7: Person with curly hair: "NOPE, NOPE. NOBODY WANTS AEROSPACE-THEMED ROMANCE NOVELS."

Panel 8: Person with curly hair (continuing): "BUT I HAVE FOUR-HUNDRED SEX METAPHORS INVOLVING THE WORD TAIL."