Comic #3976: dream
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Panel 1: "I HAVE THIS RECURRING DREAM."
Panel 2: "I'M FALLING OUT OF THE SKY."
Panel 3: "I KNOW THAT IN A FEW MINUTES, I WILL SPLATTER AGAINST THE HARD GROUND."
Panel 4: "AS THE EARTH LOOMS LARGER, I NOTICE THAT I HAVE TWENTY UNANSWERED EMAILS."
Panel 5: "AND… I REALIZE THERE IS NO CHANCE FOR ME TO ACHIEVE SPIRITUAL TRANSCENDENCE IN TWO MINUTES."
Panel 6: "I GO TO BATTLE. I SUBDUE ONE EMAIL AFTER ANOTHER."
Panel 7: "AND THEN, WITH MY ENTIRE BEING ORIENTED AROUND A SINGLE GOAL THAT WILL CONSUME MY WHOLE REMAINING LIFE… I FEEL MY HEART STRANGELY WARMED."
Panel 8: "DO YOU CONSIDER THIS A DREAM OR A NIGHTMARE?"
Panel 9: "I'M THINKING OF STARTING A RELIGION."