Comic #4298: sui-generis

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Panel 1: Kid: "MOM! YOU CAN'T PULL RIGHT UP TO SCHOOL! YOU HAVE TO DROP ME OFF A FEW BLOCKS AWAY SO THE KIDS DON'T SEE ME WITH YOU!"

Panel 2: Mom: "WHAT? WHY?"

Panel 3: Kid: "BECAUSE MY ENTIRE IDENTITY STEMS FROM MY SELF-CONCEPT AS A SUI GENERIS HEROIC FIGURE!"

Panel 4: Kid: "ALL PEOPLE LONG FOR A SUCCESSFUL IMMORTALITY PROJECT - A WORLDLY MEANS BY WHICH TO HURL ONE'S CHARACTER AGAINST THE HOARY FACE OF ENTROPY."

Panel 5: Kid: "I'M SEEN WITH YOU, IT REIFIES THE FACT THAT I WAS BORN BY CONVENTIONAL MEANS FROM TYPICAL PEOPLE WHOSE HOPE FOR A TASTE OF THE GREAT FOREVER HAS BEEN EATEN AWAY TO NOTHING, ONE COMPROMISING TIME."

Panel 6: Kid: "MOM! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRIVE ON THE LAWN!"

Panel 7: Mom: "I THINK I CAN GET TO YOUR HOMEROOM CLASS BEFORE ANYONE STOPS ME."