Comic #3571: 2015-02-25
Description
Here is the text from the comic "Apology Cards Sorted by Discipline":
PHYSICS:
- IF THE UNIVERSE IS DETERMINISTIC, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
- IF THE UNIVERSE HAS RANDOM OUTCOMES, I COULDN'T HAVE PREDICTED THAT MY BEHAVIOR WOULD UPSET YOU.
CHEMISTRY:
- CONSIDERING THAT I MAY HAVE ONLY BEEN 1 PPM OF THE TIME IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, I THINK IT CAN SAFELY BE IGNORED.
BIOLOGY:
- LISTEN, IF YOU WANTED PERFECTION, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DATED SOMEONE WITH 3.9 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY HISTORY.
PSYCHOLOGY:
- ACCORDING TO A SURVEY OF TWENTY WHITE COLLEGE STUDENTS, YOU SHOULDN'T STILL BE MAD AT ME.
- THEREFORE, IT IS FACT.
ECONOMICS:
- REALITY ALWAYS ACHIEVES INSTANT EQUILIBRIUM.
- SO, YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAD ANY MORE.
PHILOSOPHY:
- I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO PROVE 'EMOTION' IS A MEANINGFUL CATEGORY BEFORE I BELIEVE 'YOU' ARE UPSET.
Source: sm6c-comics.com