Comic #4765: dance

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Comic Description:

The comic features two characters in a grocery store aisle.

Panel 1:
A woman with mid-length dark hair appears shocked and confrontational. She is wearing a plain shirt and looks directly at a man. The speech bubble from her reads:
"ARE YOU DANCING NAKED WHILE WATCHING PORNO AND EATING AN ENTIRE PIE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?!"

Panel 2:
The man, sporting short hair and wearing a tank top, looks surprised. He holds a phone in one hand and is gesturing with the other. His speech bubble states:
"I'M ALSO SHOPLIFTING BUT… BY GOD… HOW CAN YOU SEE ME?!"

Caption Below:
"Bob takes the idea of 'dance like no one is looking' to its logical endpoint."

The background illustrates shelves typically found in a grocery store, emphasizing an everyday setting for the humorous interaction.