Comic #5274: google

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Panel 1: "NOW FOR THE BEHIND THE SCENES PART OF THE GOOGLE TOUR? YOU CAN SEE WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS!"

Panel 2: "What was that?" "See, there’s no such thing as 'artificial intelligence.' Google conquered hell in the late 90s, and we use damned souls to run our algorithms."

Panel 3: "Woe unto you, ye souls depraved! Hope nevermore to look upon the heavens!" "They hate that."

Panel 4: "This is a joke, right?" "Well, but—"

Panel 5: "And that we’d created human level intelligence whose primary job was to find you the best porn at high speed?"

Panel 6: "Christ, that’s bleak." "Isn’t it sad for the souls?"

Panel 7: "They're damned. This is just a different form of torture." "You better be good boys and girls out there!"

Panel 8: "Now! Who wants to go to the cafeteria?" "Are the cafeteria workers damned?" "In this life."

(Note: The comic is stylized and features humorous dialogue about dark themes, including references to technology and the concept of hell.)