Comic #5804: seminar

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Panel 1: Character 1: "THE BEST ADVICE ON HOW TO DO YOUR SEMINAR SPEECH IS WHAT MY PROFESSORS TAUGHT ME:"

Panel 2: Character 2: "TELL THEM WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TELL THEM. TELL THEM. THEN TELL THEM WHAT YOU TOLD THEM."

Panel 3: Character 2: "THAT WAY NOBODY WILL STAY AWAKE THROUGH YOUR TALK AND YOU WILL NEVER BE SCOOPED."

Panel 4: Character 1 (thinking): "AHHH…"